Johnny Kahlua by Zach Carr
Tracklist
| 1. | Johnny Kahlua | 1:58 |
Lyrics
Johnny Kahlua's down by the shore
Knocking on all the old folk's doors
He says "I have a product that grants you wealth and fame"
But they all turned him down what a fucking shame
He gets in his Rolls-Royce and drives away
Into the warm and sunny day
He was doing 70 in a 55
When the cops pulled him over and said "Nice ride"
Long story short, he's doing 30 for coke possession
But I told him, that he should've bought Pepsi
Johnny Kahlua's in a jailcell
Wishing these cops would go to hell
When he was let go in 2017
Kim Kardashian punched him in the spleen
She then stole his Rolls-Royce and drove it far away
Into the warm and sunny day
He never saw his car again or his coke
and 10 years later he died of a stroke
Moral of story, Kim Kardashian's so damn evil.
One more thing, never trust celebrities
