Splotch from XPTX by Xuper punktoniX

I was checkin out the thing
for some local lesbians
who might happen to be reaching out
I happened to notice
my sudden curiosity
at the following craigslist combogoray
Ill read for you now entirely

it said meet me in the parking lot of the drug store
the one by the pizza place I'll be wearing a yellow hat
make it quick I gotta a thing I gotta do before the liquor store
before I get sick

so I went into my car na it wasn't very far
from my place just around the corner
as soon as he said hi I said I recognize this guy
and I recalled a little story in my mind

he had a nickname back in the day they used to call him Splotch
rumor had he had some blisters on his crotch
oh and it hurts when he goes pee
he needs a doctor and pharmacy
cuz he's gotta get some antibiotics

so it happened really quick
grabbed the money made the switch
that was the last time that I ever saw splotch

he was working for the police they swarmed me immediately
I tried to explain I was really just trying to help

but the police don't make exceptions for creepy drug dealers on Craigslist
not even for a terminally ill cancer patient like my friend splotch

so I did a little time
a county penitentiary
while splotch was on the outside getting buried
and by the time that I got out
forgot what it was all about
but that's ok life is just great
I gotta girlfriend and she's gay
and every time I scratch my crotch
I think of Splotch

• Punk
• Splotch
• XPTX
• Xuper punktoniX
• acoustic punk
• melodic hardcore
• mxpx
• nofx
• punk
• punk rock
• Port Townsend