Gay President from XPTX by Xuper punktoniX

his platform stood for LGBT, trans, and lesbiannie
he was the only candidate with his own american flag panties
it had finally happened we had lived to see the day
the first president of the usa
who also just so happened to be gay
he changed the constitution wrote in amendment 69
it guarantees respect for all especially if you are bi
he handed out red white and blue dildos
he painted up the white house in rainbows
he changed all of the columns to look like giant cocks
even air force one got a new paint job
he had two designers dogs, a poodle and a pit
they were both males but only one was fixed
and when he wasn't busy administrating
he was sucking on dicks and circle jerk masterbating
researching alternative cosmetic medical procedures
to improve all his beautiful feminine features
he wore pink high heels and lipstick in the evenings
he liked to sit around and talk about needs and feelings
while he sipped on a vodka lemon spritzer soda
as he arched his back to the max and did hot yoga
he dug a cave in south dakota, and named it candy mountain ass
he invited me to come for a weekend but I had to pass
and we were thankful for him every single day
our first president of the USA who just so
happened to be totally and completely
xuper gay

• Gay President
• Punk
• XPTX
• Xuper punktoniX
• acoustic punk
• melodic hardcore
• mxpx
• nofx
• punk
• punk rock
• Port Townsend