Prehistoric Christmas from Cash-Mas by Wizards of Boat

When man a prehistoric being
Christmas was no fun
There was no fire
There were no trees
And everyone was dumb
On the mantle all the children hung their little socks
In the morning when they looked
All that they found was rocks

one dark Christmas eve
Santa said to Prometheus,
"Give the people fire
And I will give you a bus."

So he brought the fire
And all of the people smiled
But Santa knew that they'd be
Killing each other after a while
So to cover his tracks
Santa revoked his promise to the guy
"You'll be chained to the mountain of pain
But you will never die."

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