SCUMBAG SISTER from PUBLIC EXECUTION by Witch Spit

I'm broke, I'm late.
Forgot to bring a plate
I'm dressed way too slutty,
You don't find my jokes funny

I say “c*nt” like you say “and”,
Sorry that I fucked your friend,
Needed a place to crash.
Don't drink that can, it's full of ash.

I am your scumbag, your scumbag sister
Passed out, pissed my pants, sorry I missed ya!
I am your scumbag, your scumbag sister
I'm here to disappoint ya. 

Didn't make graduation,
Can't afford a vacation,
I'll abuse your open bar,
Won't come to your baby shower,
You'll have kids, and be wed,
Before I'm even out of bed,
At least when I'm dead, 
I won't have a damn regret. 

I am your scumbag, your scumbag sister
Passed out, pissed my pants, sorry I missed ya.
I am your scumbag, your scumbag sister
I'm here to disappoint ya. 

Got stoned at grandma's funeral,
I've pissed in a urinal 
What's a scumbag anyway?
Can't be a Mormon cause she's gay.
She made Jesus sad,
Cause she's a huge hornbag

Scumbag life is her choice
Scumbag life is my choice
Scumbag life is our choice,
It's our choice! 

I am your scumbag, your scumbag sister
Passed out, pissed my pants, sorry I missed ya.
I am your scumbag, your scumbag sister
I'm here to disappoint ya. 

• Punk
• Rock
• garage
• punk rock
• riot
• Adelaide