$orry by Wipin' Butt$

Shark:
Hey Shavin' Face, it's your pal Shark Attack
I'm here today not to stab you in the back
but instead I'd like to let you know how we feel
like Howie Mandel, yeah now here's the deal
Our song was cruel and we said some mean things
and we realize a lot of what we said really stings
most of it was made up, most of it untrue
so I'm saying that I'm sorry from the Wipin' Butt$ crew
JJ Flo, I re-listened to your verse
if I had to give it a ribbon it would probably be First
Place cuz it was good, it was good
and i liked all the words that you said
and i probably would be remiss to not retract the diss
and replace it witha kiss on the forehead, your head
Benny from the Block I got some compliments for you
You're neat and you're nice and you're fun and you're cool
If I took a friend to the zoo I would probably take you
If you ever got the flu I would make you chicken soup
And now it's ZZurn's turn to get an accolade instead of a burn
You're neat and nice and fun and cool and also a good friend
And right about now I bring my verse to an end.


Josh:
Alright
Mark’s on the right track but still I’m unapologetic
I wouldn’t call you guys awesome, but you’re defs not pathetic
You could say I’m apathetic, and also empathetic
Cuz you tried your best you so I gotta give you some credit

But don’t get the feeling that you’re anywhere near great
On a scale of 7 to 9 I’d prolly give you an 8
Cuz at least you can make it and kinda create it,
You’re song wasn’t the best. I just wanted to reiterate it

ZZurn, you remind me of this rapper who’s name escapes me today
But if you were a Wipin’ butt$ song you’d be "Average Day"
And benny from hill call you yakety sax
Probably got you slacks from TJ Maxx,

No hard feelings that’s a pretty great store
But you could have done better at a TJ Maxx n’ More
And JJFloor or whatever your name is
Oh Zach, your rapping reminds me of his

Earlier in my verse I couldn’t remember his name
But you guys sound like each other cuz you’re both mundane
You always set the bar low then do alright
We’d like to do a rap off but Shavin’ Face has stage fright

Danno Fo Sho:
Yo Shavin' Face, what's happenin bros
I'm sorry from my toes to the tips of my toes
I sincerely feel bad that your raps sound so raunchy
They were probably mixed by your girlfriend Joshy

So Benny in your song, you threatened to shoot me
Are you serious dog? Put a bullet in my booty?
I'm pretty sure your missing your medula oblongata
song many times have I liked your song? Nada

Cheah, the devil wears Prada
while JJ Flo eats enchiladas
Depends is his sponsor
His only flo is out his bottom
yeah, I'm talking rectum rapids
liquify me Cap'n
diarrhea rappin
JJ's water crapping

Don't worry Z Zurn, I din't forget you
Well...honestly I did so... you know....whatever.

• Hip-Hop/Rap
• joke rap
• Winona