Hit Single by Wipin' Butt$
Tracklist
| 1. | Hit Single | 4:12 |
Lyrics
This is our single, you can
Bump it through the speakers of your mom’s mini van
What you know about catchy rap songs?
Get up out your seats, everybody sing along
Danno Fo Sho:
All my life I always dreamed of being famous
All the haters wanna tell me that’s outrageous
Imma write one song that takes me to the top
I’ll be a salesman, or a rent-a-cop
I got together with a couple of my friends
To melt down Barbies and turn them into Kens
We ended up making this song instead
To preview our album through a contact lens
We’re releasing this to make some money
We hope that you think our rhymes are funny
Take a poop in a jar and call it honey
Beatz so heavy they weigh a ton-y
You’re gonna hear this song playing on the top 40
Make it so nice for the dudes and the shorties
Taste that spice, Oh my that’s sporty
Rub your belly and say lawdy lawdy
Shark Attack:
Here’s the part where the beat drops out
Then it slowly comes back and then I rap about
Getting lots of money and rollin’ to the clubs
Yeah it’s time to shake the dust off those Windstar subs
Shark attack gonna ruin your day at the beach
See my fin out the water all the girls have to screech
Then I get out of the water and drop some beats
Rhymes all quicker and sicker than John Keats
Flow so scary, Joe Rogan, so beefy, Hulk Hogan
So hairy, Like Rogaine, so healthy, Like whole grain
Paparazzi know my name, everybody see my fame
All the ladies want to scream when they hear my raps cause it seems
Wipin’ Butt$ is at the top of the charts
Our songs getting airtime and Shopko and KMarts
Menards and Wal-Marts, Napa Auto Parts
You can find our album in the bargain carts
DJosh:
You know when those bands do that thing with their songs they make?
Then they put them on the web for all of their friends to take
We be doing that with this one
I really hope it gets you pumped for our album
But instead of making you have to wait for the date
We made a catchy ditty so you can just get a taste
Of the beats and the flow we wipe
We hope you like, or we’ll go on strike and be mad at you so
Peer pressure, we’re fresher then a load of laundry
Wipng butts In a quandary cuz we’re wondering why a song can bring
People from hong kong to bejing to resonate like a benzene ring
We’re in the swing of things, covering all the magazine
riding limosines, walk the red carpet. Wan a grammy, grand slammy.
We’ll hit it out the park like a baseball manny
What you gots a grammy? I got plenty, like twenty, I didn’t really win em but they cost a pretty penny. Got more than Kenny Chesney, cuz he doesn’t have any. He didn’t make a craft American hit single good song
