Boyfriend(s) from 3-Ply by Wipin' Butt$

DJosh:

If I was your boyfriend, I’d probably let you go
I would take you places that you never want to go
Baby you should dump me before you ever know
That I don’t have any money and it really blows
Swag, swag, fart, I ripped
I set my fart on fire while we’re eating Fun Dip
Don’t know about you but I know about ships
I could be the first mate and you could be the skipperrrrr

We’d like to be everything you want
Hey girls let us talk to you

If we were your boyfriends, we’d push you in the snow
Keep you on a farm girl, E-I-E-I-O
we could be you’re gentlemen, we’d make you kid cuisine
I could search on yahoo, you could search on bing, you won’t find a thing.

Shark Attack:

Hop on out of bed turn my swag on
Let's go drive around in my parents' station wagon
Girl you the Nancy to my Ronald Reagan
and I hope that this doesn't sound like I'm bragging

but I got like 40 bucks that I got last Christmas
dismiss the haters then we blow a couple kisses
I spit my rhymes like Ali throw his fist-es
hands gettin' heavy from the ice on my wrist-es

Shark, shark, it's love at first sight, see?
here's a little note, check yes if you like me
you can check maybe if you like me slightly
Just check yes.

Danno Fo Sho:

So give us a chance, we're wipin butt u-gly girl
I'll call you every second to make sure your still my girlfriend
If we were your guys, four's just right for snuggly girl
I just wanna snug and eat food

• Hip-Hop/Rap
• joke rap
• Winona