Captain Kirk from VIRGILVILLE by Virgilville
Tracklist
| 4. | Captain Kirk | 1:10 |
Lyrics
Captain Kirk
Every thing I know about love
I learned from Captain Kirk
I don't know how he does it
But his lines, they seem to work
No one ever slaps his face
Or acts like he's a jerk
Why can't I be just like Captain Kirk
If I tell a girl she's pretty
I get an icy glare
When I compliment her lips and eyes
She only stops to stare
I don't quite understand it
And it doesn't seem quite fair
If only I had William Shatner's hair
She can be green and have three eyes
But Kirk don't care
He digs her thighs
Kirk can score in any galaxy
I've only got one eyebrow
And it just goes straight across
My teeth will never be as white
No matter how I floss
My patent leather boots don't seem
To have that shiny gloss
Captain Kirk is never at a loss
I must admit I'm jealous
I'm jealous of Captain Kirk
Every time I use his lines
The chicks think I'm a jerk
I don't quite understand it
But for me his lines don't work
Why can't I be just like Captain Kirk
She could be green and have three eyes
But Kirk don't care
He digs her thighs
Kirk could score in any galaxy
