Spoons from Ranthology by UPB

It’s 10am on Bethcar Street!

it's 2022 and the times are in decline
Boarded up shops are a sign of the times
Street is deserted except for a line
Of die-hard daytime drinkers
There’s a bloke at the bar with a dog on a string
Table 18 has started to sing
Brexit propaganda adorns everything
The patriotic blinkers

A pillar of society
But not the last word in sobriety

A place for all likeminded folk
A character or two
More gammon here than Dewhursts
More animals than the zoo
At four o’clock it all kicks off cause someone’s jumped the queue
It’s happy hour every hour at Spoons
At spoons
At spoons
At spoons

Take an old cinema and do it up good
A lick of builder’s beige and twenty tons of wood
Put some pretty pictures up and maybe then you should
Name it after someone local
There’s ten teeth between them on table 29
Save a seat for Dave cause he drinks here all the time
Tracey’s on her 7th pint and now she does a line
And now she gets very vocal

A pillar of society
But not the last word in sobriety

A place for all likeminded folk
A character or two
More gammon here than Dewhursts
More animals than the zoo
At four o’clock it all kicks off ‘cause someone’s jumped the queue
It’s happy hour every hour at Spoons
At spoons
At spoons
At spoons

SPOOOOONS!
POOOOONS!
OOOOONS!
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