Bullshit Detector from Dystopia Now by Tom Lardner and the Dystopians

I've been equipped with a bullshit detector
chips from the block of my namesake mentor
equipped with a bullshit detector
chips from the block of my namesake mentor…
I am equipped with a bullshit detector,
I am accustomed to my fate...
I look out upon the landscape
My judgments to forsake
And I think that I will level with you
A brand new friend to make
If you pass through my bullshit detector
emerging in good shape.
I've been equipped with a bullshit detector!
Yet I just want to be liked...
I'll do my best to tolerate the hype.
Maintain intact my diplomacy dyke.
Although conceptual bilge may flow.
I truly wish to have an open mind.
If you pass through my bullshit detector
I'm sure we'll get along by and by.
(repeat refrain)
So I've been equipped with a bullshit detector.
I swear I'll do my best.
To overcome the urge to judge and get things off my chest.
And if you find me bothersome,
just take it all in jest.
Perhaps we'll find some common ground
And be like all the rest.
If you pass through my bullshit detector
We will have passed the test.
(repeat refrain one more time)

• Acoustic
• folk
• folk rock
• indie folk
• psychedelic
• rock
• singer-songwriter
• Spain