PMQs by Tom Kingsley

PMQs
What happened to democracy?
He spaffed it up the wall!
What happened to integrity?
He spaffed it up the wall!
What happened to our N.H.S.,
The nurses’ pay, an honest press,
The legal right to loud protest?
He spaffed them up the wall!

What happened to the Zillion quid?
He spaffed it up the wall!
What happened to the trade we did?
He spaffed it up the wall!
What happened to our common aim,
Our amity, our sense of shame?
He spaffed it down the bloody drain,
Then spaffed it up the wall!

Where did our common senses go?
We spaffed them up the wall!
Where’s social justice? Do you know?
We spaffed it up the wall!
Where’s all the righteous workers’ fury,
Legal Aid and trial by jury?
He spaffed it up young Jen Arcuri
Then spaffed it up the wall.


So, Jenny, what’s he like in bed?
As gentle as the Walking Dead.
He wheezes as he wets the bed.
His foreplay’s just like kneading bread,
The only thought that’s in his head
……… is spaffing up the wall.

Coda:
He spaffed it up the wall, he spaffed it up the wall,
The bin bag full of custard just spaffed it up the wall.

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