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Boonie Weasel is a weasel
She’s so clever it’s unfeasible
She’s not decent
She’s not reasonable
Best watch out for…

Read the history of Boonie Weasel…
Skip the dates and check the action…
Marvel at her glittering career.…

Boonie Weasel is a weasel
She’s so clever it’s unfeasible
She’s not decent
She’s not reasonable
Best watch out for…

See the daring deeds she’s done…
Failing that, count her citations…
Marvel at her glittering career.…

Outlaw philosopher,
And fancy cake-maker
Wields a rapier like a logical deduction

Lives in a hollow tree
Eats leaves and tiny mammals
Always starts from first principles

Rigorous in her arguments
She has incredible taste in shoes
Defines her terms before she attacks

Meet dangerous Boonie Weasel
She keeps plastic explosives in the fridge
Right next to the lemon syllogisms

Boonie Weasel is a weasel
She’s so smart it’s inconceivable
She’s electric
She’s unreasonable
Best watch out for…

Read the words of Boonie Weasel…
Marvel at the grim stylistics…
Every page will make you gasp…

Boonie Weasel is a weasel
She’s so clever it’s unfeasible
Her dialectic is completely irredeemable
Best watch out for…

Read the history of Boonie Weasel…
Skip the dates and check the action…
Marvel at her glittering career.…

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