Heavy Betting by Thom Keating

Heavy betting-

Taking a risk, usually to satiate a mindless indulgence; regrettable.
Making an investment, watching the market rise and fall and
Judging went to sell your shares.
Acting impulsively in a situation of dire long-term consequences.

Millions of people all across America are engaged in a phenomena that social scientists are calling "heavy betting". This recent trend threatens our way of life at its moral core; it is reckless, dangerous, and should be avoided at all costs. If you see an individual engaged in any sort of intense wager of interests, monetary or psychological, please report him/her/it to the proper authorities at 974-656-3980.

Our scientists have spent many months hard at work on a new experiment of auditory conditioning. With this collection of tracks, we bring to you a warning: no wager of life or love is worth the chance of failure. We urge you to listen to these songs during your every day routine: as you're riding the subway, grabbing a bite to eat, working at home, and spending time with your loved ones. With any luck, the frequencies emitted by these .wav files will discourage risky and careless gambling of physical/spiritual assets. That's the magic of science, baby!

Please understand that this is a trial run, and that while no negative consequences have been determined to be a direct result of submission to our sounds, we hereby legally absolve ourselves and the business entity formally known as Thom Keating™ from any legal liability in regards to the health and safety of our experiment's participants.

Thank you for reading and please enjoy your therapy.

Track 2 samples Iris by The Miles Davis Quintet
Track 7 samples Lie4 by Danny Brown
Track 9 samples Ruby, My Dear by Thelonious Monk & John Coltrane
Track 11 samples the film Eraserhead

all other samples and source material lost to the sands of time

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