Pompadour from Marijuanaholic by THICK7

CHORUS
1, 2, 3, 4, Everybody Pompadour!

There's only one way to stylize
(Put it in a pompadour, man!)
We're going out tonight
Couple shots, Rumpleminze
Feel like a king and I'm looking like Prince
Slicked back, rock n roll
It ain't a party ramp, it's a party plateau

And when the ladies stare
I am aware that it is because of my hair
(Can I touch it?) No
(But I would love it so!)
Step away from the merchandise you silly hoe

Met a lady, said I look like Elvis
20 minutes later I was kissing her pelvis
My hair is bouncy, I now pronounce me
The 5th best pompadour, but who's counting
FOUR!
Little Richard and I know you've heard of
NUMBER THREE!
My boy Ace Ventura
Two goes to Zuko and number one is Conan.

CHORUS

I can tell what you're thinking girl
(Inside your mind)
That's a fresh cut, Daddy
You looking fine, you fresh to death, you spick and span
I wanna double scoop of you raisin bran
(How about double stuffed?)
Two times the ove
(If you like it soft)
We gonna do it rough
And when the fellas stare
I am aware that they're jealous of my shiny hair
(Was it expensive?) No
(Why not?) I said so
(Damn)
You get that shit for free when you a hair model
Back the fuck up everybody, keep your hands off!
Not saying I'm contagious, but you might catch a quaff
It's illegal to look this good, somebody better call the cops
I don't dubstep, I just two-step
A pompadour will make you sweat a lot
I'm going down to the barbershop
Check out this haircut that I just got
No gel, no hairspray, No Garnier
When we roll up to the party they say
Pompadour

CHORUS

• Comedy
• Hip-Hop/Rap
• Parody Rap
• Los Angeles