Weenie from Beyond Prescription by The Therapy Sisters

She was a mild mannered woman never hardly got riled at all
She didn’t do many drugs and often swore off alcohol
But when her man came home that night
He was drunk and stoned and weaving from left to right
And what he did to her her attorney would say was instrumental
In what led to the day that that mild mannered woman went mental

Weenie Weenie

He was a hard working man and he liked his women hard to get
But that fateful night he did something he would live to regret
She knew The Law would never call it rape
So finally she decided that she had to escape
And as she packed to leave there was one small thing she remembered
She had decided to relieve her sleazy spouse of his offending member

Wa wa wa weenie (weenie whacker / weenie whacker)
Weenie (weenie whacker / weenie whacker)

Now the knife was kinda rusty so she jumped into her Duster and scrammed
She got half way to her Mom’s when she saw His Thing was still in her hand
She tossed it out the window but was filled with remorse
Her Mom was right: she should’ve simply filed for divorce
She called the cops who called the dogs who sniffed out most of the pieces
And as they sewed him up they told him he was lucky not to have a prosthesis

Wa wa wa weenie (weenie whacker / weenie whacker)
Weenie (weenie whacker / weenie whacker)
A weenie whacking woman’s no good for a weenie waving man

BREAK

Now he’s a hard selling man and he likes his stories true to life
But he’s fallen on hard times since that story ‘bout his wife and the knife
Don’t worry, Playboy said they’d make a flick with him as the lead
To show the world his Manhood is again up to speed
With porno queens all dissing poor Lorena they’re such traitors to their sexes
Now available and on display with all the other sleazy XXX

Wa wa wa weenie (weenie whacker / weenie whacker)
Weenie (weenie whacker / weenie whacker)
A weenie whacking woman’s no good for a weenie waving man

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