Two Minds from Beyond Prescription by The Therapy Sisters

There’s a little voice in every head / In fact, there’s usually two
And if you’re like me, you’re having fits / Over which one to listen to
One says, “Do your dream. Quit that job.”
The other says, “You do and you’re a no-count, lazy slob?
How you gonna pay your mortgage? How you gonna buy new strings?”
The other says, “Chill out, there are more important things.”

CHORUS: Two minds / I’m of two minds
Whoever said two heads are better
Never had to make up two minds.

One says, “Call your Mom and tell her that you’ve missed her.”
The other one wants to gossip and says, “Call your baby sister.” I say
“Family! Who needs ‘em?! It’s too crowded in my head.” And they both say
“Fine. We’ll see you in therapy after they’re dead.”

CHORUS

One says, “Girl, leave that sweet thing alone.”
The other one says, “She’s awful cute. Aw, go on, take her home.” And the first says,
“Look out She drives a U-Haul! Don’t let her spend the night.
Besides, I thought you said that we were gonna wait for Ms. Right.”

Beds and fights are for making up
Minds are best left open
I know my problems won’t solve themselves / But I keep hoping

One says, “Blow it off” / The other one says "You better work late"
One says, “Stay at home” / The other one says, “Let’s vacate!”
One says, “Slower” / The other one says, “Faster”
One says, “I’ll tell you what” / and the other one says, “Who asked ya?!”

One says, “Clean your plate for the kids in Afghanistan”
The other one says, “Aren’t you forgetting your brand new weight loss plan?
Eat that - get fat / It’s a no brainer.”
The first one said, “Who died and made you my personal trainer?”

Two minds / I’m of two minds
Whatever fool said two heads are better
Never had to make up two minds.

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