Shallow Men from Mood Swings by The Therapy Sisters

Now there are men with good looks and there are men with good luck
And there are men with bank accounts all filled up with good bucks
And some men bloom with intellect and some are sweet and sad
Me, I love the shallow men cause they make me feel so bad

I love them shallow men, got to have those shallow men
They say sex is fun but it's not about love so don't fence me in
Got to have those shallow men, loving them just feels so much like sin
They never worry, or so they all pretend

Now, I have friends of the male persuasion who are sweet and smart and deep
We like to meet for coffee and to discuss philosophy
Sometimes they ask how a woman like me could love a man like you
I always try to laugh it off and say, "Maybe it was flu."

I love them shallow men, got to have those shallow men
They lift weights 'til their arms are big as logs but their legs stay thin
Cause that's what womens likes, that's what brings those womens back again
That's what they seems to think, those callow, shallow men

I finally settled down to love one of those sweet smart deep men
Cause he knows what to do to keep me from ever wanting you again
He knows to sometimes act a little careless, deep, and blithe?
That's why he won that best buns contest downtown Friday night

Cause I love shallow men, got to have them shallow men
They say sex is fun but it's not about love so don't fence them in
Got to have them shallow men, them I don't want to wallow in it men
They never worry, or so they all pretend.

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