Pool from Beyond Prescription by The Therapy Sisters

POOL
He was a regular guy out for some regular fun on a regular Saturday night
But the events which transpired and this song inspired
would provide him an irregular fright
He had a rendezvous with Rhonda who
said she’d meet him at the No Tell Motel
What with his savoir faire and the warm night air
and the thought of her he started to swel-ter
It was hot. He got hotter. Thinking thoughts he prob’ly hadn’t oughta
But when she didn’t show, he didn’t know what to do
Take heed if this applies to you

Don’t get stuck in a pool You can’t imagine a fate more cruel
Don’t even try this at home or you’ll get stuck In a pool

He thought on a whim he’d go for a swim
and he remembered when he was a boy
He’d hit the pool in the park skinny dip in the dark
in his own 2,000 gallon sex toy
That was then This is now. He didn’t stop to reckon how
much he’d grown throughout the years
Where it once drew applause his size now gave him pause
as he realized a man’s worst fears

He got stuck in a pool.
The lifeguard finally caught him breaking that unwritten rule
Don’t even try this at home or you’ll get stuck In a pool

If there’s a moral to the story it might be in the last verse
Just when you and your anthony weiner
thought things couldn’t get any worse

The gal from EMS wanted to help so she suggested
he relax and think of long cold showers
He just looked at her and cried, “My God, don’t you think I’ve tried?
I’ve had little else to do for hours.
Despite his lousy luck our hero finally came unstuck
but was reluctant to accept his claim to fame.
He felt like such a chump knowing his date with a suction pump
would be reported in the papers with his name

MAN GETS STUCK IN A POOL Remember how your Dad got mad when you misplaced a tool
Don’t even try this at home or you’ll get stuck In a pool

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