Amazon from Beyond Prescription by The Therapy Sisters

CHORUS: Hello, Amazon.
Avon calling.
Take me to your leader.
I’ve got a deal for you.

All day long in the jungle
You fellas really must perspire
Hey, I’ve got a scent called Touch of Love
It’ll set the native hearts on fire

CHORUS

I see you use a beetle nut for lipstick
There’s nothing like a natural dye
But when the rain forest is cleared and gone
Avon’s got an endless supply

CHORUS

No money? No sweat. No problem.
For payment we take chicken and fish.
If you wanna be a First World Beauty
Avon grants your Third World Wish

CHORUS

BRIDGE: Skin So Soft so sure to please Attracts lovers, repels fleas

I must secure this clientele
Then I’ll hit the Outback
Gotta stay one step ahead
Of that damn Pink Cadillac

CHORUS
Hello, Amazon.
Avon calling.
Take me to your leader.
I’ve got a deal for you.

One for the price of two
You can be a Zulu ingenue
Indoor plumbing may be coming to you
It’s the red, white, and blue thing to do

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