Porker from Armchair Creeps by the spectre collector
Tracklist
| 4. | Porker | 2:53 |
Lyrics
"Porker"
The curtains drew back on life’s strange carnival and revealed the very worst to Toby Newman when he woke after the accident. It took him a long minute to realise that he had no arms, no legs and no body and that he was in fact just a head floating in a large glass jar of saline.
Panic set in when a man in a long white lab coat reached in with a large pair of forceps and pulled him dripping from the jar.
“You will live again Mr Newman,” said the man in the lab coat. “Only this time you will have a different body.”
Toby’s eyes flew open in horror when he saw the enormous sedated sow lying limp on the operating table. Around her neck was a line of carefully drawn ink dots. Beside her lay a fine-toothed bone saw.
And the world suddenly went black for Toby Newman.
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Credits
Porker:
- Written, produced & directed by Ron Jon.
- Voice – Tessa Newton.
- Music – “Netherworld Shanty” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com).







