Birthday Surprise by The Silken Serpent

[VERSE 1]
Woke up in curlers, cake on the stove,
Brother said, “Sis, I got a present you’ll love.”
Opened the door — and what did I see?
Two shirtless studs and one for me!

Jessie brought wine, Clyde brought meat,
We took it straight to the trailer suite.
Shut the blinds, dropped my drawers,
I was the candle, they lit me with force.


[CHORUS]
It’s a birthday surprise, a backwoods gift,
Three naked bodies and a double-wide shift.
No ribbons, no bows, just slippery skin,
In this trailer park, we always win.
I said “YEE,” they said “HAW,”
Now fuck me raw ‘til I break the law.
It’s my party, and I’ll ride if I want—
In a trailer where threesomes are the debutante. 🎶


[VERSE 2]
Tattooed arms and country grins,
Moanin’ so loud the neighbor sins.
Brother poured syrup on my thighs,
Said “Make a wish” while starin’ in my eyes.

We fogged the glass, broke the bed,
Cake in the kitchen, cream instead.
Don’t need balloons or a Hallmark card,
Just a birthday train in my backyard.


[CHORUS]
Birthday surprise from my brother, y’all,
He brought the crew and dropped his drawl.
Sweet as pie, nasty as sin,
We all took turns and dove right in.
Don’t judge the kink, just bless the mess,
In this trailer, we undress to impress.
I blew the candle, they blew my mind—
Best damn birthday of all mankind.


[BRIDGE]
No shame, no bra, no filter, no pants,
Just backwood rhythm and three-way romance.
That birthday pic? Yeah, it tells the tale—
Of a trailer queen ridin’ triple rail.


[FINAL CHORUS]
Birthday bash in a busted-up shack,
Rode me so hard I forgot to unpack!
Sister, brother, and two more friends,
Where the party starts and never ends.
This ain’t sweet—it’s straight-up porn,
Best trailer surprise since I was born.
So grab a beer, grab a thigh—
And come on in, let’s testify!


[OUTRO]
Next year I want four… and a slip-n-slide.

• Country
• Rock
• backwards
• birthday
• female vocals
• girls
• kinky
• surprise
• trailer park
• untold stories
• Seattle