Sacred Cheese by The KMX Band

At the risk of sounding like a band that's had some level of success, we didn't know that we would still be around today to write this paragraph. Recorded during the Dark Ages of 2008 and 2009 (when some people still referred to "smart phones" as "blackberries"), we used everything from high-end studios to a 4-track cassette recorder in order to turn this album from an ADD-induced dream into an ADD-induced reality. All these years later, this much is clear: We are still here and we certainly did write this paragraph.

The KMX Band is the only Metal band in history to have a singer that almost always wears the same shirt. It is also the only band in the Philadelphia area in which a former drummer once urinated on the couch of another former drummer.
But perhaps more importantly, The KMX Band is the only Traditional Metal band in the world that will sing about robots, tigers, demons and chocolate.