The Golfer by The Kickback
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Lyrics
Got some shots to fall my way
Thrilled to be on top today
No one out there knew my name
Before I put this jacket on
I'd like to thank my wife and kids
You stuck with me through traps and skids
That rental house in Jupiter with all the water damage
My caddy Wally standing here
He believed so cheers my dear
We've both been broke enough to know
The taste today just won't erase it
Sorry I'm sort of rattled
I swear I can be fun
Please don't mind all the babble
But this dog's made to hunt
On the subject of the lows
Know I may step on some toes
But some of you I'd like to get alone
with sock and roll of quarters
Never done hypoxic training
Never took a world vacation
Let alone pay for a training school
To get me on the tour
No one here has ever spent
Their last fifty on the rent
Instead of gas to Pebble Beach
To just get hassled by event staff
My dad didn't know the sponsors
Except at AA they were somber men
And you goddamn sons of bitches
Never had to pack a uHaul
Sorry I'm sort of rattled
I swear I can be fun
Please don't mind all the babble
But this dog's made to hunt
You want to protect the culture
Want this place to have some class
But the class of this here culture's
Eurotrash in Scottsdale
So the cream is supposed to rise
That's the milk of champions rights
But some cows get born in dairy land
And others on the on the killing floor
Not to point out glaring things
If you melted down the rings
Of all the old and useless money
Here you'd feed Miami for a year
So once again thanks to my wife
Hi mom and dad and Wally's wife
If any of the rest of you were drowning
I'd throw you a barbell
