Extended Warranty from Booster Pack by The Faithful Sidekicks

You’re gonna do it
Cause you could
And hang the price to pay

You’re not sure if you should
Buy you’ll do it anyway
And you’re sure it will turn out right
Some day

You’re gonna buy
Gonna buy
Gonna buy
That extended warranty

And if it dies
If it dies
If it dies
You’ll get a new
One for free

You bought this nifty
Mcguffin thing
That will come up in act three
But the story will be much shorter
Thanks to that warranty

You’re gonna buy
Gonna buy
Gonna buy
That extended warranty

You’re gonna do it cause you could
Despite the warnings
From the start

Your gonna add bling to this thing
Though that isn’t smart
You are gonna crack the seal
And take this thing apart

You’re gonna void
Gonna void
Gonna void
The extended warranty

And when it dies
It’ll die at the worst time
You’ll see

That mcguffin was the special bit
That the heroes need
And now this saga’s three hours longer
Thanks to no warranty

You’re gonna void
Gonna void
Gonna void
The extended warranty

And a bonus you made a friend for life
Your warranty friend calls you all the time
I mean really all the time
Like 300 times a day

You're gonna do it
Cause you could
Though the budget might be tight

You’re going to get another one
And pay attention to it’s lights

And maybe this time
It will all come out right

You’re gonna buy
Gonna buy
Gonna buy
That extended warranty

Cause it died
Cause it died
And brought your plans
To their knees

Who could ever known
That mcguffin would be blown apart
Time to get another crew
And make a fresh start

You’re gonna buy
Gonna buy
Gonna buy
That extended warranty

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