Werewolf Girl by The Dunzos
Meddling kids were attacked by radio active fruit bats while spelunking for silver on Talbot Island. When they awoke that night, they discovered they could play mediocre rock music and quote plots to crappy b-movies. After discovering their aversion to UV rays and a craving for human blood, they did the only sensible thing and formed a rock band based out of the sunshine state...
-The DUNZOS-