Friend Army from Revival Beach by The Burning Hell

When we're born, we are song-less
Then Jesus writes a jingle on our chests
At thirteen, we rap-battle with rabbis and wise guys
And I was beaten by a Buddhist who told me this:

If you like friend,
You'll love boyfriend.
If you like boyfriend,
You'll love movie.
If you like movie,
You'll love theme song.
If you like theme song,
You'll love band.

I dreamt of a policeman on a unicorn
And the unicorn wore a police unicorn uniform
They ran me down until I stumbled and I was stabbed by its magic horn
Just before waking I remembered I was warned:

If you like band,
You'll love festival.
If you like festival,
You'll love experience.
If you like experience,
you'll love job.
If you like job,
You'll love army.

• Alternative
• Maritime Fuzz
• Rock
• doom gospel
• folk
• indie
• indie folk
• indie rock
• rock
• singer-songwriter
• Canada