Mandatory Mandarin from Darwenism by Benefit Cheat$

It's time to pop the weasel
Or put him in his cage
On the quantitive easel
Capital's golden age
In the new year of the dragon
The new dawn of the debt
Zombie corporations
A billion to one bet

The high growth market is a breeze
If you can bargain in Chinese
What we need are more of these
So send your children please

We're talking mandatory Mandarin
You say yang and I'll say yin
Wo men qu ba let's begin
Mandatory mandarin

Uncle Sam's a sicko
And the green backs gonna fall
Buddy spare a nickel
There ain't enough for us all
Tell a billion people
This is what they need
When they come and get it
Something's gotta bleed

The more who want the less who've got
We cheat and lie and scheme and plot
So keep on pissing in the pot
They're going to take the lot

We're talking mandatory Mandarin
You say yang and I'll say yin
Wo men qu ba let's begin
Mandatory mandarin

I only hope we're smarter
Than our own fucking phone
We've got a beating heart and
not just some ring tone
It says it's made in China
But baby aren't we all
From old North Carolina
To Berlin and Nepal

It's a new world order any day
8 and 32 okay
A universal takeaway
There's nothing you can say

in mandatory Mandarin
You say yang and I'll say yin
Wo men qu ba let's begin
Mandatory mandarin

We're talking mandatory Mandarin
You say yang and I'll say yin
Wo men qu ba let's begin
Mandatory mandarin

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