Alpha Rats from Big Couch by The Bad Motivators

Bile spills forth unbidden from the sewer
Pastel-panted legs planted on the floor
Your shoes, dance moves, no groove! Capitalist!
Too nice to get down in the grime and the muck?
Here's an alpha sized carton of eggs you can suck

Alpha Rats out on the street
Alpha Rats you don't want to meet us

Who chewed through the electrical wire?
Rats down, shock town, the room is on fire
With wee lil' hands and razor-sharp teeth
And vermin sermons summoned from grease
Radioactively glowing
I think they're cosmically knowing
A mischief of mania
My God! You don't want to meet these rats!

Alpha Rats out on the street
Alpha Rats you don't want to meet us

Beautiful girl in a capitalist dress
I see you, Molly Ringworm!
You like U2? You too, me too!
Sike! Kidding, I hate Bono!

Alpha Rats out on the street
Alpha Rats you don't want to meet us

Rat King: Definition
A confluence of rancid rodentia
Tied together and flailing in the abyss
Underground, unbearable sound
Gnawing and gnashing teeth is their bliss (Ha ha ha!)

Alpha Rats out on the street
Alpha Rats you don't want to meet us

Out on the streets now, we're prowling around
Out on the streets now, we're prowling your town
And we're prowling around, we're looking for you
Looking for you and your preppy crew, Kevin!
With your two polos on, and both collars are popped
And boat shoes? You don't even own a boat man!
That's so lame... You're so lame...
God...

Alpha Rats out on the street
Alpha Rats we're gonna eat ya

Rats! Rats! Rats! Rats!

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