TETRIX 13 by TETRIX

Hi Everyone! Tetrix the 13th is here! It's our 13th full length release in as many years! In celebration of that fact, we have prepared for your enjoyment a delightful parody of the Friday the 13th series of movies! Thrill with us as Tetrix spends the night at an abandoned summer camp! Cringe in terror as Tetrix is chased by an axe wielding murderer!
As always we do our best to blend the music with the narrative to create our own style of Music Entertainment! Songs alternate with story as you move through the tracks. But sometimes the song IS the story!

To get you in the mood, fill your snoot with THIS:

You pull your car over to the side of the road. Its so peaceful out here at the abandoned summer camp! So many childhood memories echoing through the gnarled and twisted trunks of the surrounding forest... But wait, what were those two red hot points of light over in the bushes? Eyes? Evil?? You turn the key to start the engine, but nothing happens... Frantically, you jump from the car as the disembodied daggers of light rise from the underbrush to follow you into the woods! You're short of breath and doubled over with exhaustion as you reach the boarded up ruin of the camp cottages, but one of the doors is open and as quietly as possible you slip inside... Silence. Your own heart beating. The snap of a twig. Heavy slow footsteps, coming closer and closer. The door creaks, and the last thing you hear is the horrid laughter, dry and grating as a rusty machete. Tetrix the 13th has arrived.

-The last thing I remember is the accordion catching fire...
-You mean, someone tried to light the accordion on fire during the show?
-No, I mean it just caught FIRE. It started to glow from the inside with thick green smoke POURING from the vents, and then it just exploded in his hands, showering us with sparks and purple haze.
-But the man, he was ok?
-I'm not sure that even was a man.