tedification by Ted Taforo

Critics are raving:

“Is it lofi, is it hifi, is it even contemporary media?!” - Gatekeeper USA

“Latin jazz gone terribly wrong” - The Clave Police

“Taforo should really consider releasing less music…way less!” - Those In The Know

“A panther so big is rendered here, I’m not so sure that it’s safe for the public!!” - Kurt Parmesan, The Boomtown Times

“Get Ted outta here!” - Owen Broder

“No Bebop!” - Dietrich Dieters Von Dietersdorff, Chair of the Eastclaw University of Dixieland

“Soprano saxophone is an acquired taste and so are major seven sharp 11’s. That being said, this music is so challenging that it makes me long to return to my days on Saturn farming for rare and noble cosmic gases” - Archduke Marmaladé III, Esq., General council for the Intergalactic A.I. Smooth Jazz Convention and Wet Lemur Show

“Not nearly purple enough.” - The ghost of the artist formerly known as Praaance

“We don’t do that here!” - Alex Dugdale

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