Kerri's Mom from Kerri's Mom by Posie Modern

Kerri's mom has got it goin' on
Kerri's mom has got it goin' on
Kerri's mom has got it goin' on
Kerri's mom has got it goin' on

Kerri Colby, you did so well on the show (well on the show)
Made it to ninth, but that's as far as you'll go (far as you'll go)
Season 15's here, and there's a hundred girls (too many girls)
But only one of them is rockin' our whole world (rockin' our world)

We know you're not the little girl that you used to be
But how can we pay attention when your mom's Sasha Colby?

Kerri's mom has got it goin' on
She's all we want and we've waited for so long
Kerri, don't worry
See you on All Stars 30
And know there's nothing wrong
We're just obsessed with Kerri's mom

Kerri's mom has got it goin' on
Kerri's mom has got it goin' on

Kerri turned 31% of her castmates trans (they're all trans)
Estradiol was like putty in her hands (everyone's trans)
But Sasha Colby can shoot lasers from her eyes (laser beam eyes)
And when she hits you, you'll turn from a girl into a guy (and also vice versa)

You know you're still a frickin' legend, that's nothing to hide
But right now, your mom is the girl that we all wanna ride!
(RESPECTFULLY)

Kerri's mom has got it goin' on
She's all we want and we've waited for so long
Kerri, know your worth
Even though you believe in hollow earth
And no, that's nothing wrong
We're just obsessed with Kerri's Mom

Kerri's mom has got it goin' on (Sasha's got it goin' on!)
She's all we want and we've waited for so long (on baited breath)
Kerri's there's no shade
Your mom's just a higher grade
And know there's nothing wrong
We're just obsessed with...
Kerri's mom, Sa-a-a-sha (we're in love with)
Kerri's mom, Sa-a-a-sha (so in love with)
Now that Sasha's booked
Please consider Chevelle Brooks
And no, there's nothing wrong
We're just obsessed with Mistress's mom

• Electronic
• mashup
• plunderphonics
• sampling
• trip hop
• Chicago