THE CHIVES by THE CHIVES

Out of the trailer park and into the smoking remains of a midtown deli, barking like a mad dog smoking menthols, The Chives are defined by how much they suck and not much else. Generations of horrible fathers bang their heads in approval of their children's fruitless efforts. They claim to have smoked so many spliffs that medical doctors believe marijuana can no longer effect them, but the layman would just assume they were wrecked all the time. So spread them on your bagel, then spread your legs, because one thing is for sure: The Chives are here to fuck.

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