lugwormer by sonja berlin-jones

Perhaps I shouldn't be grotesquely disappointed that my previous album, released earlier this morning, the beautiful Beach Brunch, has gone down like a bowl of regurgitated dog's porridge and the tills at Bandcamp haven't exactly been ringing with purchasers. So here is something that has been hanging around in Drafts for a month or two and which is very similar to my hit album John Beer Laburnum Prom and which will, I hope, help me to move on and achieve "closure".

If you are a watcher of BBC Youtube or whatever it is called you might've noticed a thingy where someone came up to me and asked me how I achieved my enviable physique - not bad for an old bird who is not going to see 21 (years) or indeed 21 stone ever again. Yes I gave away my secret - raw testicles. I eat two pounds of raw calf or sheep or pig testicles every morning.

As a special Thank You to all my fans, I am trying to get a Merch area up and running here - Bandcamp don't make it easy - it's okay if you want to sell CDs and vinyl and posters and t-shirts and all that stuff - but you try and find the button which sells raw testicles on Bandcamp - I'm just not finding it - but when I do you will be able to purchase my own special Sonja Berlin Jones Raw Testicles. Until I work out how, you'll just have to make do with my music.

recorded a century ago, photo Weston Shore this week

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