skimpy frock by Simon Aulman

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Been a while since I last molested Bandcamp but I just got bored of my own crap - there is nothing embarrassing about liking the smell of your own farts but if you're trapped in a small room and farting every day it can all get too much and I just had to open the windows and listen to other people's music for a while - people who really know how it all works and can do tunes and sing and stuff and I am in love with the second track on that new Benoit & Sergio single - oh if only - oh how painful it is to drag yourself away from perfect pop music like that even just for the few seconds that it takes to make a track like this new one of mine which really did take only about ninety seconds to make - I couldn't bear to be away from Benoit & Sergio any longer - just for the possibility of having some bloke from The Wire in 2027 mention my name as an aside in an article about the Lazy&Minimal Music Scene of 2013.

But seeing as that won't happen I shall have to write it myself. It'll go something like this - "in the final year before music admitted that it was all totally pointless and everyone gave up, there were people churning out stuff who had no skill and no patience and who treated these disadvantages as virtues to create music that was wonderfully clean and simple and beautiful - as an idea, if not as an experience" - but it's been great, it's a great day, it started rainy and like winter had begun and there'd be six months of wet misery - and then the sun came out and it is sunny and maybe there won't be a winter this year and I'm madly dosed up on dark chocolate which is about as high as I can get this late in the day and it is almost enough - you know those times back when you worked and you'd give anything to stay at home instead of going to work - and then later your unemployability gets to be a bit boring - this is one of those days when it's okay to be the only living boy in unemployment.

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