Jumped from Eyeballing by Shotgun Hope

What else can we do when we bump into you?
I want to kick your face but i've got brand new shoes.
I'm up the toony but i'm no a loony.
I'm just an Alchy on vallies.

what else can we do when do when we bump into you?
Might as well jump

Actual 999 call;

"Hello, is that the Polis?
Aye ma mates hud his heed jumped in. Aye we need an Ambulance, Ehhhh naw Ah don't know where we urr but we're at a bus stoap somewhere man. Aye, aye in Glesga, aye in the Toon centre. Aye next tae that chippy, you know that chippy next to the chinky? Aye, naw Ah don't know whit street am oan. Ma pal's talking tae me. He's saying it's near Sauchiehall Street but he canny mind the name ay the place.
But ma mate, he's bleeding man. He's hid his heed jumped in man. fucking...
I don't know whits gonae happin"

"Aye, Is that the Polis?
Aye, Ah called up aboot hof an oor ago. Ma pal, he's hid his heed kicked in. He's hid his heed jumped oan man and he's still bleeding oot. There's blood everywhere man, Ah called up aboot hof an oor ago and nae cunts came yet.
Been waiting here fur like hof an oor or sumhin man. Na whit Ah mean man?
Naw Ah don't know whit street am oan. Is it Hope Street, am No sure? Am losing fuckin hope here man am telling ye man, Ah hink he's dying.
Aye man, wis five guys jumped oan him. Ah don't know their names man. naw, naw Ah didnae recognise any ay em but wan ay them was wearing a black jakit. Eh aye, hawd oan ma pals talking to me again...

(whit, ye hink it was Big John. you hink it wis him. Aye well we'll send sumbudy roon his fuckin place the morra man once we've goat this soarted oot. Don't say too much cause am oan the phone tae the polis. Well if it was fucking that John, that prick, man...)

...aye sorry aboot that man. Ma, ma, ma mate wis just talking tae me there. Aye Ah hink we're oan hope street next tae a, next tae a, eh, bus stoap man and eh, aye my pal he's breathing, aye. Ah can see him breathin cause the bloods coming oot his nose in bubbles. and eh, aye, i mean he's no looking as bad as Ah thoat he wis earlier.

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