CAT from skirtblocks by coniumer

Mr. Speaker as the congressman who represents Muncie Indiana
I rise today for the awesome and important duty
To pay a happy birthday wish
To Garfield
A cat after my own heart (CAT)

Not president Garfield
But someone probably more famous than that
A large, orange, slovenly cat (CAT)
Born in the mind of an Indiana native
By the name of Jim Davis
Who, along with Garfield
And literally dozens of artists and artisans
Make their near Muncie Indiana
(CAT, CAT, CAT, CAT)

You know it's said that people relate to Garfield
Because Garfield in many ways is them
He is a human in a cat suit
Garfield loves TV and he hates mondays
He'd rather pig out than work out
In fact his passion for food and sleep is matched only by his aversion to diet and exercise
A cat after my own heart
He'd like mornings better if they started later
Coffee strong enough to sit up and bark
And he pledges regularly
"I'll rise but I won't shine"
(CAT, CAT, CAT, CAT)

(CAT, CAT, CAT, CAT)

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