Marry Money from KOMEDIA by Sebastian Handley
Tracklist
| 5. | Marry Money | 2:19 |
Lyrics
Your meditation’s much too transcendental,
your quest for happiness too existential.
If you’re seeking meaning in existence
first you need some financial assistance!….
If you ever want to be happy, you’ve just got to know one thing:
find some dunce that’s loaded, and get them to wear your ring!
Marry money child of mine and the rest is a turkey shoot,
just mouth those vows and then your spouse will have to part with loot….
…now I’m going to tell you about Aunty Mary….
Aunty Mary she was prone to serial bed-hopping.
If you saw the things she did your eyeballs would be popping!
For a lovely pair of shoes her draws would soon be dropping,
she doesn’t love her husband….BUT SHE SURE DOES LOVE THE SHOPPING!
So marry money child of mine and the rest is a piece of cake.
(Once that home is half your own you don’t need no career break)
and have some lazy selfish kids that do less work than bums on skids
and make it clear they’ve got no brains by giving them real dopey names…
…(like Harper Seven?)
…next I’m going to tell you about Uncle Fred…
Uncle Fred was prone to wed cunning little schemers,
once he walked em up the aisle they took him to the cleaners!
He was working day and night until he looked beat up,
now he takes it up the flue but he can put his feet up!
So marry money child of mine and the rest is a Sunday stroll,
you get more cash than those who work and you live like you’re on the dole.
So make that fund your husband and make that home your wife.
Get married…
…and then get divorced…
...and then get on with your life!
