'Girlfriend' by Sebastian Handley
‘Girlfriend’
Recorded at the Bees Mouth, Brighton 31.08.24
My girlfriend’s a superfreak
Her equipment is unique
Her genitals rewrite the rules
My girlfriend’s got two testicles!
The sex was like nothing before,
My mouth was full, my bum was sore
I said “MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE!”
She said: “take that you dirty whore”.
But if ‘she’ is a he or ‘he’ is a she
That’s confusing as can be
I expected a socket a little love pocket
But it was a fallacy!
I wondered if it was a sin
Her balls were bouncing off my chin
How can a bloke not be a bloke
When he’s got a nob to stroke?
Chords:
D A D G D A D
