!!DANGER!! by Robot Thought Police
Recorded in a haze of coffee, static, and panic, !!DANGER!! is Robot Thought Police’s first full-length record. It’s a collection of eight raw transmissions: surreal punk chants, grinding synths, glitch rhythms, and vocals that unravel between whispered confessions and screaming breakdowns.
Every song on the record comes from that space where the personal collides with the absurd:
“Catalytic Perversion” – the sound of lust short-circuiting in the dark.
“Dick & Fingers & Fear” – a kitchen-sink mantra of sex, anxiety, and soup.
“Neuron Shimmers” – a shimmering panic attack turned into melody.
“Mind Fuck Robot Squad” – the cybernetic cops in your head, laughing at you.
“Brain Rain” – dreams flooding, memories dissolving.
“Thighs Out, Thumbs Up” – absurdist body-positivity in a collapsing world.
“Obsidian Black” – a heavy, industrial dirge about falling into voids.
“Flat Broke Soda Meme” – comedy at the edge of poverty and madness.
Tracklist
| 1. | Dick and Fingers and Fear | 3:10 |
| 2. | Catalytic Perversion | 3:38 |
| 3. | Neuron Shimmers | 4:16 |
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Robot Thought Police started in Portland, Oregon, in 2025.
The band fuses industrial noise, punk urgency, and dark electronic pulses into songs that teeter between absurd comedy and crushing horror.
Robot Thought Police make music for people who laugh at the apocalypse but still cry when the news comes on. It’s brutal. It’s funny. It’s too real.