White Horse from Ecopalypse by Rectoplasm®

Well, I'm the sheriff - name's John Wayne
You break the law, you'll feel the pain
Law and Order - that's the plan
Badge and gun, I'm a real big man!

This county's safe from welfare thugs
Because the thing I hate the most is drugs
What's in that little bag, you guys?
I'll take it home and 'analyze'...

Yes, Sheriff John Wayne's on the job
He's bringing law to lawless mobs
But why's he passed out on the floor?
The parameds are at the door...

They bring him 'round, and he's OK
Till he ODs again the very next day
He's lying there on the bathroom floor
And they can't hush it up no more...

They found a spoon, a needle too
His lawyers tell him what to do:
'Don't mention smack, or we're all sunk!
You've gotta tell 'em that it /wasn't/ junk...'

Yes, I'm John Wayne, I'm on remand
'Explain yourself!' they all demand
'It's for th' flu!' I yell in haste,
'I shoot it 'cos I hate the taste!'

• Punk
• fnord
• gastric acid punk
• space sludge
• Australia