Ritz Hotel from Cheeky Toons by Randy Hoffman

Ritz Hotel, room 315
I found my baby with the coach and the dean
The coach was teaching her all of the plays,
While the dean looked on and gave her three straight A's

Ritz Hotel, room 324
I went back in and I slammed the door
I couldn't believe that my baby had been
Taking a bath with the basketball team

Oooh wee baby,
What were you doing in the Ritz?
Oooh wee baby,
Lying in the bathtub with a cat named Fritz

Ritz Hotel, room 315
I went back in tryin' to look real mean
I threw the coach in the tub with the team,
And laid a board of education 'cross the seat of the dean

Ritz Hotel, room 324
I threw my baby in and locked the door
She looked at me and said, "Now look what you've done!
I'm not your baby; I'm her twin who's goin’ to be a nun."

Oooh wee baby,
How could I have doubted you?
Oooh wee baby,
I just didn't know what to do

Ritz Hotel, room 315
I threw my baby's sister back in there with the dean
And as I headed back along the corridor,
I saw my baby knockin' on my hotel door

Ritz Hotel, later on that night
Everything seemed to turn out alright
My baby spent the night with me, while down the hall
Her sister spent the evening playing basketball

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