BRAINS! by Trashcat

Well, hello there, little boy! Don't be shy!
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy!
And don't be frightened by the look in my eye
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky

Well I'm just shy and scared of this place
Just a fish out of water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't you be a pal and bring me some BRAINS?

Go down to your neighbor's place
See the dull expression on his face
You'd be doin' him a favor if you brought him to me
He ain't using his brain, he's just watching TV!

Go down to Mr. McGee's
He hasn't had a thought since '43
His brain is the portrait of atrophy
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?

Brains, brains, I won't lie!
I'll eat their brains 'till they're zombified!
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought after I've eaten their brains
Brains, brains, it's okay!
It's not a matter if it isn't gray!
And if at first they think it's strange,
They won't think twice if they don't have a brain!

Go down to the wonton shop
A fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I'll suck the noodles right out of their heads
And half an hours later I'm hungry again!

Creep in to the donut stop
Sneak in, tip toe past the cop
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see

Brains, brains, I won't lie!
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified!
Sure they might think it's deranged,
But they won't give it a thought after I've eaten their brains!
Brains, brains, it's okay!
It's not a matter if it isn't gray!
And if at first they think it's strange,
They won't think twice if they don't have a brain!

Brains, brains, I love 'em, I need 'em
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat 'em
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones
They're so delectable, especially the small ones
No time to cook 'em in a skillet
My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it
I don't fry 'em, the heat'll only shrink 'em
I just grab myself a straw and I'll drink 'em WHOOOOAH!

You've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink!

Now fess up boy! Come on, heck!
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her and then
I promise I'll be your bestest friend

Brains, brains, I won't lie!
I'll eat her brains 'till she's zombified!
Sure she might think it's deranged
But she won't give it a thought after I've eaten her brain
Brains, brains, it's okay!
It's not a matter if it isn't gray!
And if at first she thinks it's strange,
She won't think twice if she don't have a brain
Brains, bring me her brains, BRING ME HER BRAINS
BRING ME HER BRAINS, BRING ME HER BRAINS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

• Electronic
• cover
• Lynnwood