Mr. Webster from Running Scared by Pixel Geist

INTRO: "And in our main headlines tonight, a man going by the name of Mr Webster got reported to the police last night. When they arrived they found 4 bodies wrapped in silk from his ass, they needed for sets of handcuffs and managed to catch him under a giant glass"

VERSE 1:

I think my neighbour is a spider in disguise
No-one believes me but I've seen him eating flies
his drainpipe trousers have 8 legs
his apartments full of a million eggs
he don't use a front door key he climbs the spout
I wanna flush him...

VERSE 2

I tell my friends about the web inside his hall
They say he just likes halloween and that is all, but he's literally climbing the wall
a top hat and a fake moustache, it fools all of you but I aint falling for that trash
he always gets stuck when he takes a bath

CHORUS:

Mr Webster is a web designer by day and a web designer by night
he hangs around on ceilings
but im the only one who sees he's a spider

VERSE 3:
In days gone by if a spider caught my eye I would have just whacked it
But there's nothing to do and you can't use your shoes when your neighbours an arachnid
no-one seems to care when we're at the bowling hall,
and he hires 8 shoes and there's none left for us all
The birds are never here and the postman disappeared last week
and he's always down the drain for hide and seek

INSTRUMENTAL BREAK

CHORUS:

• Pop Punk
• Punk
• horror
• horror comedy
• horror punk
• punk rock
• North Augusta