Typos from Bear Witness by Phoozy Bear

As I sit facing the paper
Pencil moving on the page
My eyes to me reveal a mishap
And it fills me up with rage
It’s the bane of my existence
For it pains me just to see
So I implore you
Innocent listener
Typos will be the death of me

Typos (3x)
Ruining the sentences
Typos (3x)
Time to start over again

You could buy a better biro
To fix up your writer’s craft
But to think that it won’t happen
Is a belief that’s truly daft
Even if you try to write a Their
You will screw it up and get a They’re
Every time I see them it makes something in me drop
Dag nab typos
They don’t ever stop!

Typos (3x)
Ruining the sentences
Typos (3x)
Time to start over again

Over again

Dag nab typos they don’t ever stop (4x)
Dag nab typos never wanna stop
Dag nab typos never ever ever stop
Dag nab typos never wanna stop
Dag nab typos they don’t ever stop

Typos (3x)
Time to start over again

Over again

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