Meathead Olympics by Parking Garage

Lyrics:

Paper cut
From a coffee cup
Drive a five and a half inch nail
Right through my tongue
Stapled shut
Left hand uppercut
Do whatever it takes for you
To shut me up

And I know, and I know
That I reap what I sow
But my lips, they have grown
With a mind of their own, yeah

Smooth as fuck
Neurons run amok
Gotta Pavlov my brain into
Suitable gunk
And change in time
Before the finish line
Cuz your heart deserves someone who
Can get it right

But I’m a dunce, dumb of ass
Way too blunt and oh so crass
You just seem delicate
To my meatheadedness

I wanna hold you so tight
But I’m scared
I’ll squeeze til you pop if I try
So I stare at the
Sun like a troglodyte
And yet there
You glow deeper into my mind
Deeper into my mind

I’ve got bones made of steel
Yet I don’t know how to feel
When I sense your soft touch
Oh it gives me a rush

I wanna hold you so tight
But I’m scared
I’ll squeeze til you pop if I try
So I stare at the
Sun like a troglodyte
And yet there
You glow deeper into my mind

It’s not hard to do, yeah
Especially when my brain cell count don’t pass two, yeah
These words they never come out easily
But all that I can think about is you

Woo!

• Alternative
• cathartic
• energetic
• garage
• love
• midwest emo
• olympics
• pop punk
• power pop
• queer
• rock
• Athens