Trumpocalypse from Inspirational Rain by Craig K. Larsen

1st, verse
Well, we all know the book of Revelations
Tells of the end …….
talks of the Four horsemen……
Calls it the apocalypse, horrible end…..
Well now it seems God changed his mind
Will only will take one horseman, now he finds
To bring down the holy flames……
HE even changed its name ….
But, don’t worry friends it still ends the same…
He now calls it Trumppocalpyse
Trump-poc-alpyse
He picked a man > that has no moral > compass, criminally insane

We must have really pissed you off this time god…. Now, God says

Chorus
Beware the Orange Horseman
Will stick his hand out like a friend, then?
Grab ‘m by the pussy
Grab ‘m by the balls
Trumpty dumpty says he knows it all
That goes for Mother nature, too
His tiny hands are reaching out for you
He intends to grab you by the pussy, too. Lookout!

2nd, verse
Well we all know that Trump thinks, he’s divine …
He told those darn evangelicals that all the time….
Also, signaled to the Alt Right was with them in their holy fight
Could run his business, government, too….
Well Hell, there’s nothing that man > he can’t do
He’s best friends with Israel too, they believe…..
Draining the swamp into the Whitehouse, with billionaire thieves
Doesn’t matter what group he deceived ….
Friends it’s still going to end the same for you and me
Trump-poc-alpyse
He’ll declare, Marshall law in a tweet….

Sad end for the great American experiment
140 characters for democracy’s > defeat.

3rd verse
Well we all know you don’t believe in being
Politically correct
No reason to show anybody any traditional respect…
With you all the stops were gone, so I’m doing the same in this song
With you and your allies’ plans, we don’t want to get along….
How a guy as tuff as you, can have such thin skin…
Must be because even you know you, didn’t win…
You said the vote is rigged for you to lose…
When that happens, you sure are going to sue, sue, sue……
Didn’t you really know the vote was rigged for you….
Voter suppression, tampered >voting machines, Jerrymandering
+Trump-poc-alpyse….
+Didn’t release your >tax returns because you < know you’re not so rich.
Obama’s birth place you > doubted ….
Born in Kenya you >shouted….
Now it’s your turn let’s see what you really earned
High time to put tax returns where your mouth is

Chorus

4th verse
Well many of us like to go to the gym…..
Seeing, if we can be strong and trim….
Heart Lungs and Muscles to groom…….
Uh oh, now off to the crude ‘ol locker room
You don’t have to look to close to find…
He’s more than just sick in the mind. Talk about crude
The guy at the locker next to me turned and said…….
Hate to see what’s underneath those expensive threads.
I said not my business, now I can’t get that picture out of my head
With a body like yours how can you judge women, the way you do
Trump-poc-alpyse……
Howard Stern said your daughter is looking good, you said you’d date her if you could.

Wow that sick! A man just doesn’t talk about his daughter like that….! If you even think it you need mental help > that’s a fact.
Eve n stone don’t stop you, you want to grab lady liberty’s pussy too
Mocking judges that don’t bow and bend to you
+Trump-poc-alpyse ……….
+Your talk even > moved forward the > doomsday clock….

1st time since 1954 > Oh boy lets go to nuclear war!
Can’t you decide what you’d enjoy > more. ….
-Kill the planet fast or > slow ….
Environmental degradation or > make’n it glow.

Chorus

5th verse
Well you know you are part of the privilege class…….
When you think it’s your right to grab some ass…….
You guys sure misuse the term entitlement……
Classic bait and switch, It’s not for the poor, it’s really for the rich….
Always the same, the > royals played this game,
The rich think they are royalty. But by a different name
Way too, many things about you are so wrong
Take a book to cover, more than a song
Soon your base will find out that, they’ve been conned
Pitch forks and torches > will be on the White House lawn
Even Fox so called news, can’t save you then….
Trump-poc-alpyse,
You can dish out the shit, let’s see how you take it? What about this
Bet need a mirror to find your dick to piss………….
No wonder those tiny little hands, make mean little fists……
Trumpty dumpty, wants to build a great wall
Trumpty will take a big fall
Stamp your feet hold your breath, you can’t stop that nasty old press
You’re a Fascist, racist authoritarian hood ………
Face, it bad men, can’t bring good!
2018 will be the Republican’s >end. If yawl aren’t in jail by then
Jerrymandering, can’t stop a massive progressive win
Mak’en a joke of the Tea Party and 2010
Retaking our government, to move forward again!

• Acoustic
• San Diego