Saint Nick from Holy Days by Mona & The Robot

It’s the end of July
And you know what that means
It’s time, spread your butt cheeks
Bend over, say hello to Saint Nikolaus

Hoes all around the christmas tree
Scantily clad and wrapped in paper
Come on now boys and open your presents
But first you gotta sit in my lap

My candy cane is available for free
Come here and make it tall like a skyscraper
Uh oh boy what a turn of events
My sweet white juice all over your jockstrap

Mm Saint Nick is a happy stan
He blew his mind like a clergyman
Oh yes Saint Nick can’t get enough
Sit on his lap and get a cream puff

Oh Saint Nick is a happy man
He came about as much as he can
But no his chub is not enough
You crave for more of that juicy stuff

Sexy elves are now unwrapped
Naked hoes around the christmas tree
There you find yourself among the other boys
And your crush is right under a misty toe

Mommy comes in and daddy gets slapped
No more hoes around the christmas tree
Now you’re sad because your crush has gone
And you sit outside in the snow alone

• Neo Soul
• R&B/Soul
• funk
• indie
• nujazz
• singer-songwriter
• Berlin