Speave from Slobberhouse by Ned Flangers

Do I call them flip-flops or do I call them thongs?
When I'm on the beach you know my urge to dip is strong
Grandpa smoked a french fry and thought it was a bong
Went under the pier and then he bought himself some pot
Too shaky to pack a bowl, so I gave it a shot
Tried to light it with my hemp wick, found that it would not
Couldn't believe my eyes when I saw what Grandpa bought

Grandpa bought Dippin' Dots

Thought it was the chronic but it was frosty dessert
First time he took a hit got laid at the Slipknot concert
Put himself into a hole and thought he was covert
Didn't tell you this whole time that his first name is Kurt
Don't ask him for a bite because he still carries a gun
You'll catch a bullet if you are a'stepping on his lawn
We tried to put him in a home and he walked the fuck out
Cuz Dippin' Dots are what this motherfucker's all about

DIP

(Carson and Lala enjoy Dippin' Dots)

When I was a boy I would sit upon his knee
Then he would regale me with tales from across the sea
He got that new prostate, now he really likes to pee
Grandpa checked his bank account and ordered some tube socks
Before he jumped into the sea, he took off his new Crocs
Went into the ice cream parlor, said it was bollocks
He's gonna get his ice cream fix underneath the docks

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