Propane by Nathan Gittleman
Though there has been much speculation, not much is known about Nathan Gittleman. Some say that he rose to power early on by selling bananas to fourth graders when he was in middle school, while natives of Galapagos isles claim that he is the demon y'whatwe, an evil spirit that rises from the sea once every 37 years. Devious and tragically handsome, the only question is when he will next strike.